Lyrics

This is the story of Ernie and Stephanie
Two big idiots living next door to me
Couldnâ€™t even show the slightest of decency

Now I have to sleep in the shadow of the enemy

Ernie and Stephanie tried to take property
Lied through their teeth to the planner of the city
Told all the neighbors a bunch of malarkey

To turn â€˜em all against us and make them act snarky

Where is the courtesy?
Where has it gone?
Someone please enlighten me
Where has it gone?
Where has it gone?
Where has it gone?
Where has it gone?

Ernie and Stephanie were really out of order
It all came down to where is the border
But getting them to think was a pretty tall order

Now I have to sleep on the verge of disorder

Where is the courtesy?
Where has it gone?
Someone please enlighten me
Where has it gone?
Where has it gone?
Where has it gone?
Where has it gone?

Ernie and Stephanie caught in hypocricy
Couldnâ€™t come straight and admit that they lied to me
Couldnâ€™t come straight and give an apology

Now they canâ€™t sleep from the weight of their dishonesty

Where is the courtesy?
Where did it go?
Someone please enlighten me
Where did it go?
Where did it go?
Where did it go?
Where did it go?